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OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

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lips? [May. 14th, 2005|11:49 pm]
OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

[mood |curiouscurious]
[music |Arthur H: Le Sculpteur Aveugle]

Hey...oldwhore...I know you have his mouth, so let me ask you this while I'm down on my knees. May I have his lips? Mostly because they're ever so cute in the first picture of him on the user info!

If you let me do this, I will appease you with sexual favors...umm...I mean...brownies?
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(no subject) [May. 7th, 2005|03:42 pm]
OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!
I claim Evan's plastic surgery scar from the mole he had removed on his back... or his finger gouge. Beat that!

Evan, you're so e-popular.
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(no subject) [May. 3rd, 2005|11:22 pm]
OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

I want to claim his penis.

Just because it's wrong, kind of mean, and nobody has.

I'm sorry Evan. If you want your penis back, you can have it. Really.
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(no subject) [May. 4th, 2005|04:05 pm]
OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

[mood |bouncybouncy]

I claim Evan's eyes! They're so purty and blue. I was going to claim his butt, but I thought it was a little creepy, so I guess his butt is still up for grabs (hah!). Besides, his eyes are so nice! And I could use a new pair anyway, mine are defective. ::points at glasses::
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(no subject) [May. 3rd, 2005|11:42 pm]
OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

i get his pierced eyebrow. because its there.

did you know eyebrows prevent sweat from going in your eyes? now you know my part has a funkytion.
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claimclaimclaim [May. 3rd, 2005|10:22 pm]
OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!
Evan's flat boy/girl belly is mine.
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another world wonder, baby [May. 3rd, 2005|09:26 pm]
OMGWTFBBQ! Evan's Claimable?!?!

[mood |dirtydirty]
[music |decemberists - engine driver]

though i am infatuated phallicly, i decided to be a good girl and claim the oh so attractively and openly displayed cavern that is evan's mouth. it's always open and inviting and looking mmm mmm tasty. HOT.
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